|Tuesday, January 12th, 2016|
|Monday, January 11th, 2016|
|Sunday, January 10th, 2016|
|Friday, March 9th, 2007|
|Friday, December 15th, 2006|
|Saturday, December 2nd, 2006|
|Thursday, November 9th, 2006|
Just one. Not very hard, either. Why is it so hard to find different ways to show off a cock? Tits are easy, wish I had some.
|Thursday, November 2nd, 2006|
I went to a strip club tonight. The idea was that we were going to take this 18-19 year old kid who had never gone, but after we drove 30 minutes to get there he comes out with "oh, I forgot my ID". Fucking idiot. Well, we tried like hell to find him something else to do while we checked it out, but had to do the shitty thing and make him wait in the car. Poor guy.
This club is in the middle of fucking nowhere in Maryland (Choo Choo's, in Waldorf, fyi). And it's a Wednesday night, so I can't expect much. The fucking girls were pretty fucking bad. Cottage cheese and mudflaps, is the way we put it later. My friend got a private dance from the one 'in-shape' black chick that I wanted, and this girl came up to me and asked if I wanted one too. Actually, I thought she was another chick and said yes, only to realize in horror that this was probably the worst looking girl there. The lapdance sucked too. She just rubbed her fat ass on me for 5 minutes. After that I asked this girl Kelly for a dance. She had some great tits and a decent body all around, with lots of piercings. A Marilyn Monroe, twice-pierced nipples (she said she was going to get shields), naval and clit. I love that shit. The dance was better with her, and you could tell she felt my hard-on because she was rubbing up on it pretty hardcore. I asked her to turn around because I'm more of a tit fan, and the song fucking ended. So I bought another dance and enjoyed away. Really great tits. Really.
So if you find yourself in the middle of Maryland and looking for some bits, go to Choo Choo's. Only if Kelly's working.
|Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006|
Well I'm pissed. I posted the comparison pictures of the Clone-A-Willy and my dick both here and on CocksRUs, but neither post is there, and the pictures aren't on my online photo gallery. WTF?
|Monday, December 19th, 2005|
|The perfect gift.
I bought my girlfriend a Clone-A-Willy
kit for Xmas.
We made a mold of my penis, then filled it with "liquid skin" and inserted a vibrator. It came out a very good replica, except half an inch short, being as that we poured all the stuff in and it only came that high in the mold.
She was very excited. She sucked my real cock while I fucked her with it, and she had the most explosive orgasm I've ever witnessed her having. That's what Christmas is all about, I guess. If one of us gets a digital camera under the tree, I'll post some pictures of the original and the duplicate, for comparison.
|Tuesday, September 27th, 2005|
|Top 10 Favorite Places Having Fucked
- Daytona Beach (ON the beach, and sleeping thereafter until the sun came up)
- Walmart dressing room
- Getting head while driving, with jealous friend in back seat
- Once I pulled off the road on the way out of town, told her to get out, and then made her strip. Once naked I fucked her good 'n proper on the back of the car. We reclothed, got in the car and left.
- In the car behind a shopping center, right before meeting my Mom and her boyfriend for dinner.
- Back when she was just a friend, in an apartment complex pool next to another couple doing the same thing.
- One time in the car just sticks out in my memory: she was on top (of course), and we had just had a simultaneous orgasm. We had pulled into a stranger's driveway to do the deed, and his neighbor pulled up. She leaned back and just looked so sexy, proud of what we were doing and showing off.
- I was on a trip with the college for a tournament, she came to the hotel we were staying at. I invited all the rest of the team to my room to party and drink, and we ended up leaving into someone else's room and fucking all over their shower... on her period.
- In front of a massive mirror in a friend's bathroom while they were asleep. Same friend from #3, come to think...
- Was house-sitting for someone, and she had gone to work or something. When she got back, I had rigged the bed up with ropes, put candles everywhere, and had everything else set. I like tying girls down and having my way.
That last one made me think in a whole different direction. Once I tied her down and danced a knife blade lightly all over her skin, gently pricking her thighs and nipples... I think kinkiness is a list in itself...
I'm looking for a disk with some old photos of phucking. Current Mood: lonely